AND FOR EVERYONE ASKING. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN ANY “SCENARIO.” IN WHICH WE ARE “SEPARATED.” IS THAT THIS BITCH WOuLD BE MuRDER VICTIM NuMBER ONE.

yoU are horrid.

WE’VE NEVER BEEN CuTE.

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we do not agree on many things, bUt occasionally we do find common groUnd in er… mUtUal annoyance. u_u

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BASICALLY. JuST. FuCK THAT GuY.

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it is qUite terrible. bUt. yeah. fUck that gUy. 

GRODYASS FuCKING LESBIANS. 

(Who is the mod for this account? :O )

(tumblr users wecansexy and kangaya)

we do bleach oUr hair, yes! :U Although i am not really sUre why my brother does it, he barely has any hair at all!

I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOu.

I HAVE MuCH MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. I CONSIDER MYSELF SOMEWHAT OF A PHOTOGRAPHER. WHEN I AM NOT CAPTuRING THE BEAuTY OF RAW MEATS. AND BLOOD. MOSTLY I uSE MYSELF AS A MODEL. BECAuSE I AM THE ONLY ATTRACTIVE THING IN MILES. 

I WILL SHOW YOu SOME OF MY FAVORITES.

IN THIS SNAPSHOT. YOu CAN OBSERVE MY STuNNING PROFILE. AND PIERCING GAZE. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?  PROBABLY SOME MISERABLE PEON THAT IS NOT WORTH TWO SACKS OF SHIT.

HO HO. AND THIS ONE. IS MORE PLAYFuL. LOOK AT ME. SHOWCASING MY MAD GREEN STACKS. SuRELY THE BITCHES ARE ENCHANTED. BY MY CONFIDENT CHARM AND SuCCESS. 

AND LASTLY. I HAVE THIS. IT IS POSSIBLY. THE DEEPEST THING I HAVE CAPTuRED. SEE HOW I STAND CASuALLY IN THE SNOW. IN SHORT SLEEVES. THE COLD DOES NOT BOTHER ME. PERHAPS I AM WELL ADJuSTED TO MY OWN SPECTACuLAR COOLNESS. 

(more like yoU forgot oUr coat on your way oUtside and were too stUbborn to go get it!)

YOu SHuT uP.

as it tUrns oUt, in the particUlar haUnt scenario we got, the person to my right is actually the traitor! >:U